Eli Salvatierra

Eli Salvatierra — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 10:03:14 +0000

I was a HIP GRANNY/HAIRSPRAY/MADEA!… I don’t even know I just know that my costume was SICK! I met this girl at the bar. I couldn’t tell you her name, I just said… You’re gorgeous, Smile for me! Yes, I got it like that

She did and I kept snapping. People pay for a model… I met mine orderin’ a crown and coke.

Through a plate glass window.

Eli Salvatierra — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 09:46:37 +0000

was asleep and I couldn’t sleep for whatever reason. I got up and I felt like I had been beaten up. I was mad, i’m not going to lie. I hate feeling that way… like overwhelmed with tiredness. I was walking to the kitchen at like 5am and I noticed a beam of red light coming from the front window. I looked out and it was as if I had slept for two days straight and I had just got out of bed with the best attitude. Arson!!! The sky is on fire! I ran to my room, picked up my lowepro bag and ran back go the living room. It was the prettiest thing I had ever seen in so long. It was the fire in my heart, the freedom that comes with wings and the silence of solitude. Nobody could see me, I couldn’t hear anybody. Everybody was laying in bed, their bodies processing food and bacteria growing in their mouth. The sky was a huge hole to fall into! It was like the clouds were salsa and the trees were broccoli. This is the only moment where they went together perfectly. He’s still asleep, but I’m going to show him who I was gazing at when he wakes up. He’ll be jealous.

You are so SICK!

Eli Salvatierra — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 17:11:48 +0000

I Don’t know WHO but I will say SOMEBODY would be interested to know that I apparently am a pornographer.

Picture, Sicily… no I’m joking! – I’m in my room with Anjel and yes, I will admit right now that I have a serious fruit fly problem; so I’m doing dome work and I take a break to witness something very interesting. It would turn out that fruit flies are fond of many things such as fruit and in their off time they like to be exhibitionists.

I’m a pervert, whatever! This fly was layin’ the pipe on my NEW vase and I can’t document? Paris, eat your heart out.

Rotten ~~kids~~ fruit flies!